Found this on the “Little Gems” shelf at HPB the other day. Cracked be up. I almost bought it. #book #hpb #littlegems #lol #latergram (Taken with Instagram at Half Price Books)

photojojo:

Replace camera phone with pop tart — get a Self Pop Tart.

Dad: “What’s ‘the Vampire Diaries’?”
Ty: “I’ve heard it’s more sappy than Twilight.”
Dad: “More sappy than Twilight?! That’s gotta be bad… Let’s put it on the queue!”

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Funny or Die teases its upcoming Billy Eichner-hosted man-on-the-street game show Billy On The Street with an eight-minute promo that you’ll wish was three times as long.

Which it will be when the show debuts on Fuse this December.

[bwe.]

Oh my gosh. I was laughing so hard at this that I was snorting a little bit!

thedailywhat:

Convincing Car Salesman of the Day: Kelley Blue Book was hosting a consumer car review contest. Clark Olson had a 2000 Corolla to sell.

It was a match made in Internet Heaven.

[autoblog / reddit.]

Best. Ever.

Thanks, friends. =]

(Source: mathaniel, via ilyssabeth)

adamandonlyadam:

This took me so long to get….

Clever.

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HI, I’M LORD VOLDEMORT AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!

BAHAHAHAHA!

(Source: riddlemetom, via fireuntamable)

ha-harto:

MDK5: Smashed Brothers

Yay! Episode 5! lolz.

(Source: mydrunkkitchen)

Amber is REALLY excited for my birthday. ;P

That I got to go to the Library of Alexandria. And Hogwarts.

You know. Whatevs.

lolol.